Can't decide which fashion style to dress up in? Well, now you
don't have to decide in this ensemble that covers them all!
#FA039
Doc: "Nabbed by the fashion police"
Res: "That's how I would look if my friends didn't go with me
shopping for clothing. I thank God for friends with good taste."
Sue: "Looks like an escaped Christmas sprout"
#FA040
If you really want to woo that little lady, look no further!
(For those of you who may not know, the heads are
from the Teletubbies... the green one being Dipsy.)
#FA041
...and in the middle of a date, she pops out as a Macrame butterfly.
#FA042
Finally, apparel for folks who have body parts that fall off.
#FA043
Doc: "Here's an exclusive from the Chewbacca line."
Ever: "Fashion? Or just a case of Hypertrichosis?"
Bray: "As it turned out, underneath it all, Cousin It was just
like one of us.............but with lots and lots of fleas."
Fre: "How long would it take to brush?"
#FA044
Steve: "Haven't they heard of Macy's or Bloomingdales?"
Doc: "If I had to pay that much for a towel, I'd wear it like it was high fashion, too."
#FA045
Doc: "Why just sit on a bean bag chair when you can BE the bean bag chair."
Molly: "Looks like a large Hershey Kiss"
#FA046
Doc: "Now they're making fashions to reflect the wearer's personality.
This one is called 'Fashionably Challenged Airhead'."
Res: "...and those that wear it will prove the title is correct."
Fre: "i've always been in awe of the women who can balance things on their heads:
las vegas dancers, women in guatemala who take baskets of laundry
to the river! so i'm giving this model a
.
Plus black and white is always classy"
#FA047
Design by Nosferatu
#FA048
Medusa - The fashion years
#FA049
"So, what do you think of this fashion line, Roy?"
"Well, Tom.. the only word that really comes to mind is 'denim'."
#FA050
Doc: "I know it's fashionable for runway models to be tall but... really?"
Molly: "Looks like the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' outfit!"
Gage: "For any of the northern Deep Cold states... this one's ready!"
#FA051
Doc: "And us Americans think we're the experts on the 'black
leather and stud' style of apparel. We haven't got a clue."
Gage: "Mortal Kombat: THE NEXT GENERATION!"
Steve: "In my neighborhood that is normal attire."
Spirit: "Get out Steve!?!?"
Steve: "If I had to choose someone I would prefer Trinity.
Now that's how you wear black leather!"
#FA052
Doc: "I guess they were short a model so they just strapped this outfit on the front
of another model. Either that or that is a monstrously huge whisk broom."
Ever: "Might work for dusting walls"
Sue: "Looks like the badminton ?? ball thingymajig."
Fre: "Could it get anymore weird ??? sweep that runway !!"
Spirit: "That model has some abs to be holding that thing up!"
#FA053
Alessandra Ambrosio going full goth for Halloween.
Fre: "This is definitely a fashion statement . and doesn't keep us wondering what the designer was thinking"
#FA054
Doc: "With all these new styles of fashion coming out, I don't know how they expect people to bear it!"