Ever: "OMGawdddd,,, this is brilliant."
Steve: "Wait! I don't see any chocolate."
Hiking: "I have him take pics if he is unsure and send to confirm."
Doc: Actual conversation with the Mrs while I'm at the store (texting)
Me: "Cheesecake samplers are on sale for $5. You interested?"
Mrs: "What do they look like?"
*click*
Mrs: "Don't you dare leave the store without one!"